Most Embarassing Mommy Moment

...so far:

Daughter of 33 Months blaring "Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light" (by The Police) into her newly acquired microphone/stereo (that we had JUST bought at a garage sale and thought didn't have any batteries), at the FARMERS MARKET last Sunday morning!!!!

I could have just died! But of course, it's all our fault, because at home, we laugh when she sings it, so she thought it was OK. She also sings "this used to be a fun house, but now it's full of evil clowns" (P!nk)

I think it's time to re-introduce her to the itsy, bitsy spider or something...

Dude, we're so toast!!!